k and block

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When a parent yells at their kid for dating someone because they think the other kid is a different color and that makes them look bad.
My mom called my crush a 'disgusting alien' just because she's black.
Dad said, 'You can't date that girl, she's not white enough for me!'
My parent blocked my crush's mom on Facebook because she 'judged them.'
2
The spot where people get wasted, dance like fools, and forget all their problems for at least a few hours.
The bar was packed, and I danced like I was on fire.
We drank so much, we thought we were at a concert.
The party was so wild, my dog got drunk and started barking at a tree.
3
A town near Montreal where kids and adults go crazy, and the neighborhood splits into two sides like it's a war.
My cousin says he's from the NWK and hates the SWK like they're enemies.
They fight over pizza every year.
The block throws a party, and it's like the entire town shows up.
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When your dog is so obsessed with you, it doesn't let anyone else touch you, and it even growls at your ex.
My dog chased my ex out of the house because he thought he was a thief.
The dog sat on my phone and wouldn't let me text my crush.
My dog barked at my crush like he was a robber.
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When you get mad at someones text and just say 'k' then you block them like they owe you money.
He said, 'You're ugly,' and I just texted back 'k' and blocked him.
She called me fat, so I said 'k' and blocked her forever.
He sent me a mean message, and I blocked him before he could say anything else.
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