k 911

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A stupid name some people use when they want to get fucked by a dog instead of just saying dog or canine
My boyfriend called it k911 because he’s too lazy to say dog
She texted me ‘I’m going to k911’ like it was a date
He posted ‘k911 is the future’ and I laughed so hard I cried
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A dirty word people use when they're too dumb to say dog but still want to get fucked by one
He DM’d me ‘I’m calling my dog k911’ like it was a big deal
My mom used k911 in a tweet and I facepalmed
He said ‘k911 is my new favorite’ and I yelled ‘no it isn’t’
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A stupid way of saying dog that some people use so they can act like they know what they're doing while getting fucked by one
He said ‘I’m going to k911’ like it was a fancy party
She used k911 in a group chat and I called her out
He posted a picture of his dog and said ‘k911 is my new life’
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A dumb name some people use to sound cool when they're just getting fucked by a dog
He said ‘k911 is my new obsession’ and I rolled my eyes
She texted me ‘I’m doing k911’ like it was a secret
He posted ‘k911 is the best’ and I said ‘no it’s not’
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