K-9 cock block

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when a dog acts like it's your ex and doesn't let you touch your lover because it thinks it's still in love with you.

My dog bit my date because he looked like my ex.

The dog growled at my lover like he was a thief.

My dog sat on my lover and wouldn't move.

a dog's way of saying it doesn't want you to have any fun because it's jealous of your new lover.

My dog barked at my lover like he was a robber.

The dog chased my lover out of the house.

My dog peed on my lover's shoes to make him leave.

when your dog thinks it's the boss and won't let you have sex because it's got a grudge against your lover.

My dog blocked my lover and growled like a monster.

The dog wouldn't let me kiss my lover because it was mad.

My dog bit my lover and ran away like a hero.

a dog's revenge for you cheating on it with someone else, and now it won't let you have any fun with your new lover.

My dog hissed at my lover like it was the devil.

The dog sat on my lover and wouldn't move.

My dog barked at my lover until I got mad.

when your dog acts like it's your lover and won't let you have sex with anyone else because it's got a crush on you.

My dog licked my face and growled at my lover.

The dog sat between me and my lover like it was a cop.

My dog barked at my lover until I had to leave.

a dog's way of saying it doesn't want you to have any fun because it's got a grudge against your new lover.

My dog barked at my lover like he was a thief.

The dog peed on my lover's pants and ran away.

My dog sat on my lover and wouldn't let me touch him.