K-19 the Widowmaker

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A fancy way of asking for a date, but instead of holding hands you get chased by a naked man who wants to stab your butt with his face. If he misses, he dies.
My cousin tried this and ended up with a broken nose and a bruised ego.
The guy ran like a chicken with his head cut off.
She laughed so hard she peed her pants.
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A dating ritual that’s basically a meat market for butts. If you don’t hit the mark, you’re dead meat.
He looked like a confused cow who just got hit by a truck.
The lady was so startled she screamed like a banshee.
He missed and got a face full of bed sheets.
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A deadly game of chance where a guy tries to cram his whole body into a woman’s butt. If he fails, he gets a free headshot.
He ran like he was on fire and got a face full of lint.
The lady looked like she had seen a ghost.
He tripped and face planted into the floor.
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