K-19

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A toilet nightmare so big it clogs the entire sewer system. You gotta rip it apart with your bare hands or it’ll just sit there, mocking you forever.
My toilet ate my tampon and now it’s a K-19.
I tried to flush a sock and it turned into a K-19.
The K-19 was so bad, my neighbor had to call a plumber with a chainsaw.
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A Russian sub that’s all about missiles and murder. It’s like a nuclear party in the ocean, and everyone’s gonna die.
That K-19 nearly blew up the entire Atlantic.
My history teacher said the K-19 was the reason for the Cold War.
I’d rather fight a bear than be on a K-19.
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A crazy old tradition where a guy tries to ram his junk into a girl’s butt. If he messes up, he dies. No mercy. Just death.
My uncle tried the K-19 ritual and got stuck in the bed.
My cousin’s boyfriend tried to do the K-19 and ended up in the hospital.
The K-19 is the reason my grandma’s dating my grandpa.
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