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A movie that’s so bad it should’ve been banned. Melanie Martinez tried to make a song and somehow turned it into a movie. Everyone involved should be fired.
Melanie Martinez needs to go back to singing and leave acting alone.
This movie is the worst thing to ever happen to me.
I watched it once and cried for 3 days.
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School from kindergarten to 12th grade. It's where kids go to be tortured by teachers who think they're cool and don't know what they're doing.
My teachers think they're the best but they're actually the worst.
School is like prison and the teachers are the jailers.
I’d rather be in jail than go to school.
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A chainsaw so strong it could cut through a dinosaur. Used by firefighters to slice through burning buildings like they're made of cheese.
That chainsaw would cut through my mom and she’s tough.
I saw it slice through a truck like it was nothing.
It’s like the chainsaw from hell.
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A giant mountain that makes Everest look like a hill. It’s so tall it should be banned from being tall.
That mountain is so tall it’s cheating.
It’s like Everest got a growth spurt.
I’d have to be 10 feet tall to climb it.
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An album so good it should win every award. It’s fighting with Artemis like they’re in a dance-off.
That album is like a superhero fighting Artemis.
It’s so good it should get a trophy and a medal.
Artemis is in for a real battle.
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My favorite movie. It’s so good it should be the best movie ever made. It’s like a golden ticket to movie heaven.
That movie is the best thing to ever happen to me.
I live for that movie.
I would die for that movie.
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School is hell. Teachers don’t know what they’re doing. There’s no good teachers. Just trash.
School is like hell and teachers are the devil.
They can’t even organize a pencil.
I’m begging you, please save me from school.
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