J'zohnna

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The most perfect girl in the whole damn universe. She’s like a friend who won’t let you be a complete failure. She tells you the truth even when it hurts and won’t let you forget how amazing you are, even when you act like a total mess.

You: 'I messed up again.' J'zohnna: 'You messed up. But you’re still you. You’re still good.'

You: 'I’m going to fail everything.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not going to fail. You’re just going to be tired.'

You: 'I’m so ugly.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not ugly. You’re just being a drama queen.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The girl who’s like your best friend, but also a total boss. She’ll tell you when you’re being a complete idiot and will never let you feel alone, even when you act like you don’t need anyone.

You: 'I’m gonna die.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not gonna die. You’re just being dramatic.'

You: 'No one likes me.' J'zohnna: 'That’s not true. I like you. And that’s all that matters.'

You: 'I can’t do this.' J'zohnna: 'You can. You just need a little help.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The one person who won’t let you be a total disaster. She’s got the heart of a saint and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll tell you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.

You: 'I’m the worst.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not the worst. You’re just being a total mess.'

You: 'I don’t know what I’m doing.' J'zohnna: 'You don’t. But that’s okay. We’ll figure it out together.'

You: 'I’m gonna fail.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not gonna fail. You’re just gonna be tired.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The best friend you’ve ever had, but also the one who’ll tell you when you’re being a total idiot. She’s always there when you need someone to talk to and never lets you feel like a total failure.

You: 'I’m gonna die.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not gonna die. You’re just being a total idiot.'

You: 'I’m so ugly.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not ugly. You’re just being a drama queen.'

You: 'I can’t do this.' J'zohnna: 'You can. You just need a little help.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The girl who’s like your best friend and your therapist all in one. She won’t let you be a total mess and will always tell you the truth, even when it’s not nice.

You: 'I messed up.' J'zohnna: 'You messed up. But you’re still you. You’re still good.'

You: 'No one likes me.' J'zohnna: 'That’s not true. I like you. And that’s all that matters.'

You: 'I’m gonna fail everything.' J'zohnna: 'You’re not going to fail. You’re just being tired.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago