J.W.T.T

My cousin saw her aunt at the mall and said, 'God would finger that.'

He texted his ex, 'You came back just so God could finger that.'

At the gym, the guy next to me said, 'That bicep flex? God would finger that.'

I saw my pastor's wife at the grocery store and whispered, 'The holy spirit would hump that.'

He said to his friend, 'That pizza? The holy spirit would hump that.'

At the bar, the guy said, 'That drink? The holy spirit would hump that.'

My brother said, 'That girl's dance move? Jesus would ride that like a donkey.'

She texted her crush, 'You're so cool. Jesus would ride that like a donkey.'

At the concert, my friend yelled, 'That bass drop? Jesus would ride that like a donkey.'

My mom said, 'That cake? God would eat that and ask for seconds.'

He told his friend, 'That pizza? God would eat that and ask for seconds.'

At the buffet, he said, 'This food? God would eat that and ask for seconds.'

At the fight, my dad said, 'That punch? The Lord would punch that and say 'nice'.'

She texted her friend, 'That guy's move? The Lord would punch that and say 'nice'.'

At the karate class, the kid said, 'That kick? The Lord would punch that and say 'nice'.'

My uncle said, 'That pizza delivery? Saint Peter would tip that and say 'bless you'.'

She told her friend, 'That service? Saint Peter would tip that and say 'bless you'.'

At the restaurant, he said, 'That waiter? Saint Peter would tip that and say 'bless you'.'