J.W Williams Middle school

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J. W. Williams Middle School is a place where the emo kids look like they bathed in glitter and sadness, the gangster wannabes wear their pants so low you can see their buttcheeks, and the curly-haired edgars think they’re cool because they say the N word like it’s a swear. The girls here are so hot it hurts, and they switch boyfriends faster than you can say ‘lululemon.’

The emo kid walked in with glitter in his hair and a black eye. I asked him what happened. He said, 'I fought my mom.'

The gangster wannabe walked in with his pants below his buttcheeks and said, 'I'm the king of the school.' I said, 'You're the king of the toilet.'

The curly-haired edgar said, 'I'm gonna beat up the guy who said the N word wrong.' I said, 'You're gonna beat up the guy who said it right.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J. W. Williams Middle School is like a cursed version of a mall. The teachers give homework that could make a saint cry, the restrooms are more like battlefields with vaping kids and clogged toilets, and the girls are so popular they think they’re famous.

My teacher gave us 20 math problems and said, 'Do them all or I’ll come to your house.' I said, 'I’ll do them all if you come to my house.'

I walked into the restroom and saw a girl recording a TikTok and a boy vaping. I said, 'You guys are like the worst combo ever.'

The girl with the lululemon bag said, 'I’m so popular I could be on Instagram.' I said, 'You’re so popular I could be on Instagram.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J. W. Williams Middle School is a nightmare with a side of drama. The girls switch boyfriends like they’re on a reality show, the teachers are meaner than a junkyard dog, and there’s a 98% chance the toilet will be clogged when you need it the most.

The girl in my class broke up with her boyfriend and got with another one in 10 minutes. I said, 'You’re like a fast food restaurant.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t do your homework, I’ll fail you.' I said, 'You’ll have to fail me in person.'

I walked into the restroom and the toilet was clogged. I said, 'This is like the worst day ever.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J. W. Williams Middle School is a place where you have to fight the gangster wannabes, avoid the emo kids, and hope the curly-haired edgars don’t start a fight over the N word. The girls here are so pretty they look like they stepped out of a magazine.

The gangster wannabe said, 'I’m gonna beat you up.' I said, 'You’re gonna beat me up in the lunchroom.'

The emo kid walked in with a black eye and said, 'I fought my best friend.' I said, 'You’re like a real-life drama queen.'

The curly-haired edgar said, 'I said the N word better than you.' I said, 'You said it like you were in a rap battle.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J. W. Williams Middle School is a place where the girls are so pretty they make you want to cry, the teachers give you homework that could make you lose your mind, and the restrooms are so bad they could make you want to quit school.

The girl in my class said, 'I’m the most popular girl in school.' I said, 'You’re the most popular girl in the universe.'

My teacher gave me 30 math problems and said, 'Do them all or I’ll come to your house.' I said, 'You’ll come to my house and I’ll feed you pizza.'

I walked into the restroom and the toilet was clogged. I said, 'This is like the worst day ever.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J. W. Williams Middle School is a school where the teachers are meaner than a junkyard dog, the restrooms are like a warzone with vaping kids and clogged toilets, and the girls are so pretty they make you want to die.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t do your homework, I’ll fail you.' I said, 'You’ll have to fail me in person.'

I walked into the restroom and saw a girl recording a TikTok and a boy vaping. I said, 'You guys are like the worst combo ever.'

The girl in my class said, 'I’m so popular I could be on Instagram.' I said, 'You’re so popular I could be on Instagram.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago