j/w

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Just wondering, but I'm really just trying to see if you're dumb enough to reply.
J/w, did you forget how to breathe?
J/w, are you still alive?
J/w, is this your first time using a phone?
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It means Just Wondering, but it's mostly used to start a conversation without any real plan.
Jw, what's your favorite color? (hint: it's not pink)
Jw, do you know what a real question is?
Jw, I'm not actually interested in your answer.
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Wiggle and Jiggle is when a woman walks like she's got a bounce in her step and a cheeseburger in her hand.
She walked in like she owned the place. Wiggle and Jiggle, baby.
He stared at her the whole time. Wiggle and Jiggle, my dear.
That walk? Wiggle and Jiggle, pure and simple.
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Five in the brown and one reach-around is when you're drunk, high, and happy, and you're doing it in a place that smells like regret.
Five in the brown and one reach-around at the college party.
He did five in the brown and one reach-around in the library.
Five in the brown and one reach-around. I still don’t know how that happened.
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J A W is a guy who talks too much and thinks he's funny, but everyone else just wants him to shut up.
J A W told a joke so bad it made the cat cry.
J A W talks so much, he should get a paycheck.
J A W thinks he's the funniest guy ever. He's not.
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