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A person who flips out like a lunatic over tiny things and then blames the universe for their dumb mistakes

My buddy got mad because his coffee was 1 degree too hot and now he's crying in the park

She yelled at the mailman for dropping a letter and then tripped on a sidewalk

He screamed at his toaster for not making toast fast enough and now he’s on the floor sobbing

A human who makes a mountain out of a molehill and then calls everyone a dumbo

He got mad because his shirt was inside out and now he's yelling at his dog

She had a meltdown because her phone dropped from the table and now she's calling her mom a dumbo

He threw a fit because his cereal was in the wrong bowl and now he’s calling his brother a dumbo

Someone who throws a tantrum so loud it wakes up the ghost in the fridge and then blames the ghost for their dumb mistakes

He screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops and now he’s blaming the ghost in the fridge

She threw a fit because her socks didn’t match and now the ghost in the fridge is mad at her

He yelled at his plants for not growing fast enough and now the ghost in the fridge is mad at him