j&t

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Wearing pants that look like they were stolen from a dead grandpa and a shirt that’s been worn since the first pandemic. It’s like dressing like you’re still in middle school.

My cousin shows up in J&T and says he’s ready for the apocalypse.

I wore J&T to the grocery store and got called out by the cashier.

My mom says J&T is the only way to look like a total loser.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you’re too lazy to think and just start teasing people for no reason. It’s like being a kid who only knows how to laugh and throw things.

He just said ‘Just Trollin’’ and started laughing at my dog’s face.

My sister texted me ‘Just Trollin’’ and then blocked me.

I was just eating a sandwich when he started calling me a ‘dumbass’ for no reason.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A drink so bad it makes your tongue taste like a used sock. It’s like drinking the worst version of a fancy cocktail.

I drank Jizzin tonic and it felt like my mouth was on fire.

My friend said Jizzin tonic is like the worst hangover in liquid form.

I tried Jizzin tonic and it tasted like a fruit fly died in my mouth.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who looks like a hairy beach ball, but is actually a giant fanny. It’s like the difference between a cat and a raccoon.

My uncle said my cousin looked like a hairy ball sack, but he said he’s actually a big vagina.

My friend said I look like a hairy ball sack but I’m actually a big vagina.

I called my teacher a hairy ball sack and then he said I was a big vagina.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Two people who are like tumors on your brain. They’re loud, dumb, and they don’t shut up.

J and T are like the worst siblings ever. They’re loud and dumb.

My mom said J and T are like two annoying tumors who won’t leave.

I asked J and T to stop talking and they just laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who gets kidnapped by PETA and forced to dress like a chicken. It’s like being the worst kind of prisoner.

My brother got kidnapped by PETA and now he’s wearing a chicken suit.

I saw a guy being dragged by PETA and he was screaming ‘I didn’t sign up for this!’

My friend got kidnapped by PETA and now he’s a walking chicken.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A mess of words that don’t make any sense. It’s like someone tried to write a poem and failed.

He said ‘I don’t even know what is this’ and walked away.

I texted my friend ‘I don’t even know what is this’ and he ignored me.

My mom said ‘I don’t even know what is this’ and then fell asleep.

by Slangipedia 1d ago