J'shaun

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J’shaun is a pain in the butt who tells bad jokes and won’t stop bugging his brothers and sisters. He’s a friend, but only if he feels like it.

J’shaun: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... obviously.' Me: 'Why did you tell that joke?' J’shaun: 'Because I’m a genius.'

J’shaun keeps teasing his little brother for tripping over his own feet. Little brother cries. J’shaun laughs like it’s the best thing ever.

J’shaun won’t stop texting me with corny jokes. I blocked him. He texted me again. I blocked him again. He sent a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J’shaun is the guy who thinks he's funny, but nobody else does. He picks on his family and still calls himself a friend.

J’shaun: 'I’m the funniest person in the world.' His sister: 'No. You’re the dumbest.' J’shaun: 'That’s just jealousy.'

J’shaun keeps making fun of his brother for failing math. Brother cries. J’shaun laughs. Brother throws a shoe. J’shaun still laughs.

J’shaun sent me a text: 'Did you know beans are like people? They're both messy.' I replied: 'No. You're just messy.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J’shaun is a loudmouth who won’t stop picking on his family. He thinks he's cool, but everyone else knows he’s a dork.

J’shaun yells at his brother for spilling juice on the floor. Brother: 'It was an accident.' J’shaun: 'That’s not an accident. That’s a crime.'

J’shaun keeps telling the same joke over and over. His sister: 'You already told that joke 10 times.' J’shaun: 'I’m telling it again because it’s that good.'

J’shaun texted me: 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.' I texted back: 'Why did you tell that joke? Because you’re a dork.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago