Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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J&S is when you're in Cork, Ireland, and you're too wasted to care about anything but getting high and getting laid.

J&S, bro, I'm outta here.

I just came to Cork for J&S and a kebab.

That’s not a party, that’s J&S at 2 a. m.

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J&S is like when you're too lazy to finish your sentence but still want to sound cool.

J&S, I’m gonna beat you up.

J&S, I ate your lunch.

J&S, I still love you.

3

J&S is when you're all alone, jealous, and stoned, basically, you're a mess and you're not even trying.

J&S, I'm alone, jealous, and stoned. What more do you want?

J&S, I'm too high to care.

J&S, I'm single, I'm mad, and I'm wasted.

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J&S is when you’re a ginger, a Jew, and a Jersey, and it's the stupidest thing ever, but Eric Cartman said it, so it's cool.

J&S, you’re a ginger, a Jew, and a Jersey, what even is that?

J&S, I’m not a ginger, I’m a god.

J&S, Eric Cartman said it, so it’s true.

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J&S is when two people are so in love, they fight, break up, and still come back because they’re too dumb to stay apart.

J&S, I broke up with you, but I still love you.

J&S, you’re my soulmate, even though you’re an idiot.

J&S, we fight, we break up, and we always come back.

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J&S is the best ship ever, they’re like the ultimate power couple, and they never let anything ruin their friendship.

J&S, they’re the best ship ever, and I’m not even being sarcastic.

J&S, they’re my favorite power couple.

J&S, they’re friends, lovers, and besties, all in one.

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J&S is when two people are so in love, they make the neighbors go crazy and sometimes even get the cops called.

J&S, I had sex with my neighbor and the cops came.

J&S, I’m too loud for my own good.

J&S, I’m in love and I can’t stop it.