J.Rocwell

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A rapper from Jersey or New York who took Danity Kane’s song and made it sound like a bunch of kids on a playground fighting over the last piece of pizza. He also made a new song called Dr. Pepper that sounds like a soda commercial with a side of insults.
I heard him at the mall and thought he was screaming at the snack bar.
He posted a TikTok of him doing the Dr. Pepper dance in his pajamas.
His mom said he got a record deal after a teacher played his song during math class.
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This guy is a local legend who turned a hit song into something that sounds like a kid in the back of the bus yelling over the loudspeaker. He also made a new song that’s just a bunch of soda commercials yelling at each other.
He did a live performance in a gym and the crowd was more excited than the basketball game.
His cousin sent him a DM saying he was gonna beat him up if he didn’t make more music.
He got a standing ovation from a group of kids who didn’t even know who he was.
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A rapper who made a song so bad it turned a good song into a nightmare. He also made a new song that sounds like a soda commercial got a job as a wrestler.
He posted a video of him rapping in a subway and people started dancing in the aisles.
He got into a fight with a DJ because the beat was too loud.
His teacher said he was the best student in the class because he got a record deal.
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