j.reid

He bragged about his dog like it won the Super Bowl.

He kept talking during the movie like he was the director.

He said he could beat me at chess even though he lost last time.

He tried to act like he knew everyone at the party.

He wore a hat inside like it was a fashion statement.

He said he was famous even though no one knows who he is.

He talked for 10 minutes about his lunch like it was a speech.

He said he was the king of the park even though he tripped over a rock.

He kept interrupting the game like he was the referee.