J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

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The guy who runs the Church of the Subgenious. He's like the king of being lazy and getting by with nonsense.
J. R. Bob Dobbs is the only reason I don't have a job.
I pray to J. R. Bob Dobbs every time I miss a deadline.
My mom says J. R. Bob Dobbs is why I got a D on my math test.
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The main man of the Church of the Subgenious. He’s the guy who tells you to stop trying so hard and just let life happen.
J. R. Bob Dobbs told me to stop working and just eat cereal for dinner.
I got a 90% on my test because J. R. Bob Dobbs whispered the answers to me.
My teacher said J. R. Bob Dobbs is why I’m not in trouble for skipping class.
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The boss of the Church of the Subgenious. He’s the guy who tells you to be a slacker and take life easy.
J. R. Bob Dobbs says I don’t have to do my homework today.
I got a free pizza because J. R. Bob Dobbs blessed my lunch.
My dad says J. R. Bob Dobbs is why he doesn’t get out of bed on weekends.
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