J.P. Weed

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The goddamn holy grail of snacks. It’s called J. P. Weed because it was in Jurassic Park and it’s so good it should be worshipped like a god.
I ate J. P. Weed and my life got better.
That J. P. Weed was so good I want to marry it.
J. P. Weed is the only thing that can save me from my lunch meat sins.
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The best damn thing ever invented. It came from Jurassic Park because it was in the movie and it’s so cool it deserves its own initials.
J. P. Weed is the only thing that can beat my bad mood.
I would kill for a J. P. Weed right now.
J. P. Weed is like a snack superhero.
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The most amazing snack on the planet. It got the name J. P. Weed because it was in Jurassic Park and it’s so good I want to yell about it in the streets.
J. P. Weed is so good I want to eat it forever.
I just discovered J. P. Weed and my life is complete.
J. P. Weed is the snack of the gods and I am its mortal enemy.
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