J.P. Morganed

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to rip people off like a thief in the night and take what you want before anyone else can blink

I J. P. Morganed the whole stock market before it even woke up.

She J. P. Morganed the last slice of pizza right out of my hand.

He J. P. Morganed my savings account while I was taking a leak.

to grab the best deal like a hungry dog at a food fight and leave others with crumbs

I J. P. Morganed that deal before the rest of the class even showed up.

He J. P. Morganed the last pair of shoes like it was his life.

She J. P. Morganed my lunch money while I was busy crying about my broken phone.

to snatch something up like it was hot and leave others to burn

I J. P. Morganed the last ticket before the concert even started.

He J. P. Morganed my snack like it was the last piece of cake on Earth.

She J. P. Morganed the best seat in the class and left me stuck in the back.

to take what's yours like a greedy kid on Christmas morning and leave nothing but empty hands

He J. P. Morganed my money and left me with nothing but a broken calculator.

She J. P. Morganed the best deal and left me with a fake coupon.

I J. P. Morganed the last pizza and left my friends with a side of regret.

to grab what you want like it was free and leave others to pay the price

I J. P. Morganed the best deal and left everyone else with a broken wallet.

He J. P. Morganed the last toy and left me with a broken box.

She J. P. Morganed my money and left me with a broken dream.