J.O.times Day

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the day you get to brag about your Jump-Off or sidechick right after V-Times Day because you’re lucky enough to have one
Feb 21 is my J. O. times day and I’m not letting anyone forget it, especially my ex who still thinks I’m single.
I’m celebrating J. O. times day with my Jump-Off. She’s better than your ex, and I know it.
My sidechick just texted me: 'Happy J. O. times day, you idiot. You’re still my favorite.'
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when you get to laugh at V-Times Day because you have a Jump-Off or sidechick and they’re not getting you
V-Times Day was weak. J. O. times day? That’s when I shine, baby.
My sidechick sent me a selfie on J. O. times day. V-Times Day? That’s for people who don’t know what a real relationship is.
Happy J. O. times day. You’re still stuck with me, and I’m not going anywhere.
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the only day that matters if you’ve got a Jump-Off or sidechick and you don’t want to be alone on V-Times Day
V-Times Day is for losers. J. O. times day is for people who know how to live.
My Jump-Off texted me: 'Don’t you dare forget J. O. times day. I’m not going to V-Times Day with you.'
I’d rather be with my sidechick on J. O. times day than be stuck with my ex on V-Times Day.
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