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the day you get to brag about your Jump-Off or sidechick right after V-Times Day because you’re lucky enough to have one
Feb 21 is my J. O. times day and I’m not letting anyone forget it, especially my ex who still thinks I’m single.
I’m celebrating J. O. times day with my Jump-Off. She’s better than your ex, and I know it.
My sidechick just texted me: 'Happy J. O. times day, you idiot. You’re still my favorite.'