J.O'Dywer

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A J. O'Dywer is a guy who’s gluten free, gay, can’t charm a girl, and has the brain of a pigeon.

"I tried to flirt with her, but I just said I like gluten free muffins.", J. O'Dywer in a DM

"He’s so gay, he’s got a gluten free muffin for lunch and a crush on the barista.", his best friend

"He’s a walking disaster, and he’s got the brain of a pigeon.", his mom

A J. O'Dywer is someone who’s too weak to eat bread, too queer to care, and too dumb to get a date.

"I skipped bread because I’m gluten free, and I skipped dates because I’m too gay.", J. O'Dywer on Twitter

"He’s too queer to eat bread and too dumb to ask someone out.", his crush

"He’s like a gluten free donut, soft on the outside, but totally empty inside.", his teacher

A J. O'Dywer is a human who can’t eat bread, can’t charm a girl, and can’t think straight.

"I tried to ask her out, but I said I like gluten free toast.", J. O'Dywer in a text

"He’s got a gluten free diet, a gay heart, and a brain full of glitter.", his brother

"He’s like a gluten free cookie, good on the outside, but totally broken inside.", his crush