J.O.

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To jerk off, which is when a guy gets a hardon and starts doing weird things with his hands and his junk
Hey dude, why are you in the bathroom? I'm gonna J. O. in here and you'll regret it
He was J. O.-ing in the back of the bus and got caught by his mom
I J. O.-ed in the middle of math class and got a detention
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you jerk off so much your hands are sore and your brain is fried, and you might even do it in a circle if you're really desperate
I did a circle jerk in my sock and now my sock smells like a gym locker
He did a circle jerk in the hallway and got caught by the principal
She was so mad at him for the circle jerk she threatened to J. O.-ing him
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Calling someone a jerk off, usually from far away so they can't punch you in the face
He yelled 'J. O.!' from the other side of the field and got tackled
She called him a J. O. during a group project and he flipped the table
He J. O.-ed her from the top of the stairs and she cried
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who used to be Amish but then turned into a regular guy who drives an old car because he's too dumb for anything modern
That J. O. drives a 1972 Ford and still uses a rotary phone
He was once Amish, now he's a J. O. and he yells at people
He J. O.-ed in the church and got excommunicated
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jerk off, jack off, or just plain old fuck yourself if you're a guy and you don't know what this means you're a girl or you're too dumb to have a penis
If you don't know what J. O. is you're a girl or you're too dumb
He said J. O. in the middle of a Zoom call and got kicked out of class
She texted him 'J. O.?' and he replied with a selfie
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A slick way to say someone is a jerk off, like they're the worst kind of guy who doesn't know how to J. O. properly
He called him a slick J. O. and now he's stuck in the corner
She said he was a slick J. O. and he started crying
He J. O.-ed her in the middle of a group project and got a zero
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Short for on my J. O. B. or on my grind, which means you're working and you're probably tired and your brain is mush
He said 'on my J. O. B.' and then fell asleep on the bus
She texted 'on my J. O. B.' and then J. O.-ed in the middle of it
He was on his J. O. B. and J. O.-ed so much he got a promotion
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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