J'nique

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J'nique is a hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. She’s smart as hell and won’t take no crap from anyone. She’s your best friend, but she’ll also yell at you for not texting her back.

J'nique: 'You said you'd be here by 8. It's 9:30. Where the hell are you? I'm gonna text you so hard your phone dies.'

J'nique texts you: 'You're not cute enough to get away with being late.'

J'nique: 'I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. And I'm also kinda mad.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J'nique is a walking legend. She’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a temper that could light up a room. She’ll forgive you, but she won’t forget how you treated her.

J'nique: 'You messed up my hair. I’m not even mad. I’m just plotting revenge.'

J'nique texts you: 'You think you can walk away from this? I’m gonna haunt you in your dreams.'

J'nique: 'I’m not your friend. I’m your personal trainer for drama.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J'nique is a beast in human form. She’s got a brain, a heart, and a mouth that doesn’t know when to shut up. She’s loyal, but she won’t let you get away with being a dud.

J'nique: 'You called me a dud? I’m gonna give you a dud for a birthday present.'

J'nique texts you: 'You think you can just ghost me? I’m coming for you.'

J'nique: 'You’re not a dud. You’re a dud squared.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J'nique is the smartest, sassiest, and most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She’s got standards, and she won’t let you bring her down.

J'nique: 'You brought me down? I’m gonna bring you down to the floor.'

J'nique texts you: 'You think you can just ignore me? I’m gonna text you so hard your phone screams.'

J'nique: 'You’re not bringing me down. You’re just making my day.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J'nique is a smart, sassy, and stunning woman who won’t let you walk all over her. She’s your best friend, but she’ll also yell at you for being late.

J'nique: 'You were late? I’m gonna make you late for life.'

J'nique texts you: 'You think being late is a choice? It’s a crime.'

J'nique: 'You’re not late. You’re just early to the drama.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J'nique is a brainy, beautiful, and bold woman who won’t let you talk trash. She’s got respect for herself and won’t let you disrespect her.

J'nique: 'You talked trash? I’m gonna talk trash back and it’s gonna be loud.'

J'nique texts you: 'You think you can just talk trash? I’m gonna text you so hard your phone talks trash back.'

J'nique: 'You’re not talking trash. You’re just making my day.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago