j'niquan

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My buddy's hot MacBook that I called J'niquan because it looked like it had a face and a soul.

I told J'niquan to shut up during math class. It didn't work, but I got a laugh out of it.

J'niquan is the only thing that makes my life worth living. I would die for it.

I named my friend’s MacBook J'niquan because it was the only thing that wasn’t annoying me at the time.

That MacBook my friend had that I named J'niquan because it looked like it wanted to be my lover.

J'niquan is the reason I passed algebra. It didn’t help me, but it distracted my teacher.

I gave J'niquan a middle finger during lunch. It didn’t respond, but I felt good.

I named J'niquan because it was the only thing I could talk to without getting in trouble.

That MacBook I stole from my friend and named J'niquan because I thought it was hot and I didn’t care if it got mad.

J'niquan was my secret lover during science class. It didn’t say anything, but I felt seen.

I told J'niquan to stop being so good at everything. It just kept working.

J'niquan is the only one who understood me when I was being a total mess in homeroom.