j'nea

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J'Nea is the nastiest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s got more confidence than a whole football team and a brain that could solve a math test while doing push-ups. If you mess with her, she’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll be crying in the hallway, and then she’ll buy you ice cream to shut you up.
You: "I’m gonna beat you up." J'Nea: "Okay, let’s go." (You got kicked out of the school for crying.)
She beat my cousin in a fight and then gave him a juice box.
She told my dad he was a disgrace and then gave him a backrub.
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J'Nea is the queen of everything. She’s hot, smart, and doesn’t take any crap. If you try to mess with her, she’ll punch you so hard your face will look like a potato, and then she’ll laugh at you and walk away like it was nothing.
She called my brother a weakling and then beat him up in front of everyone.
She told my teacher she was a bad teacher and then got an A+
She punched my friend’s dad in the face because he said something stupid.
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J'Nea is the most savage woman you’ll ever meet. She’s got a brain like Einstein and a body like a superhero. If you try to mess with her, she’ll beat you up so bad you’ll be in the nurse’s office, and then she’ll bring you a snack and ask if you’re okay.
She told my friend he was a loser and then beat him up for fun.
She got my brother suspended for trying to fight her.
She beat my uncle in a wrestling match and then gave him a sandwich.
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