J'moked

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To get totally crushed by someone who didn’t even seem like a threat.

I j’moked by my little brother who was playing chess with a baby.

She j’moked me by winning the bet I thought I had locked in.

My dog j’moked me by eating my entire sandwich in one bite.

To be completely embarrassed by someone who totally outsmarted you.

I j’moked in front of my whole class when I couldn’t solve the math problem.

He j’moked me by showing up with a pizza and my old homework.

My mom j’moked me by knowing I had a crush on my friend’s brother.

To be utterly defeated in a way that makes you question your whole life.

I j’moked by my friend who had a secret plan the whole time.

My cat j’moked me by knocking my coffee all over my laptop.

I j’moked by my crush when he asked me out and I said no.

To be humiliated by someone who didn’t even try.

I j’moked by my friend who just said one sentence and won.

My teacher j’moked me by grading my test wrong on purpose.

My sister j’moked me by making me eat my own shoe.

To be completely roasted by someone who didn’t even know they were doing it.

I j’moked by my coworker who just said one dumb thing and it was the best roast ever.

My friend j’moked me by making me wear a hat that said 'I love cheese.'

I j’moked by my dog who just stared at me and I burst out laughing.