j'malachi

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He’s got a brain like a broken toaster, it doesn’t work, and it cusses a lot.

J'malachi got a 504 because he cried when the math test had more than 10 questions.

He told the teacher, 'This is stupid,' then drew a stick figure with a swear word on the board.

He got a 504 because he tried to eat the math problems for lunch.

He’s got a learning disability so bad, it gave the teacher a headache.

The teacher gave J'malachi a 504 because he yelled, 'I hate fractions!' and threw a pencil.

He got a 504 because he thought algebra was a type of pizza.

J'malachi got a 504 because he tried to solve the problem with a f***ing calculator and a swear word.

He’s got a learning disability so strong, it’s like a curse from the math gods.

J'malachi got a 504 because he prayed to the math gods and they answered with a swear word.

He got a 504 because he tried to solve the problem with a f***ing ruler and a f***ing eraser.

He got a 504 because he thought 2 + 2 was 5 and it was a f***ing crime.