J.M

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A guy who’s got brains, looks, and a body that’s more or less acceptable. Basically, the guy you want to be seen with, even if he’s got a little extra on the sides.
Hey J. M. You look like you just walked outta a commercial. You’re like the guy who gets the girl in every movie.
I’m dating J. M. He’s got the IQ of a genius and the body of a guy who eats too much pizza.
J. M. is the only guy who can make me look good just by being near him.
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The best human being you’ll ever know. He’s got a heart the size of a pizza and the brain of a genius. He might be a bit round, but who cares? He’s got a love for basketball, Friends, and Post Malone that’s stronger than your willpower.
J. M. is the only guy who can make me laugh until I cry. He’s like the human version of a comedy special.
I’d follow J. M. anywhere. He’s got the personality of a superhero and the body of a guy who loves snacks.
If J. M. was my boss, I’d work for free just to be around him.
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