J'lem

My mom said J'lem is where God took a nap.

I asked my teacher if we’d ever go to J'lem, and she said no, but she might let us go to Paris instead.

My dad said J'lem is where heaven starts, but he also said it’s where my uncle got a tattoo of a chicken.

My history teacher said J'lem is older than my brother’s Fortnite account.

I told my friend J'lem was like the OG of cities, and he said, 'Bro, that’s the OG of OGs.'

My grandma said she visited J'lem before the internet existed, and I said, 'Cool, did you get free Wi-Fi?'

My church said J'lem is where God actually went to church.

My friend got in trouble for saying J'lem is where heaven is, and my teacher said, 'Heaven is here, in this classroom!'

I said J'lem is the holy city, and my brother said, 'Yeah, and it also has the best falafel in the world.'