J'leah

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She’s hot like a microwave and her voice sounds like angels screaming, but she’s a total food snob and will judge you for eating pizza on a Tuesday. She’s nice, but only if you’re cool.
J’Leah’s voice is so good it could make a ghost cry, but she still thinks ketchup is a crime against humanity.
She’s popular, but she won’t let you tag along to lunch unless you prove you’re worthy.
She’s like a unicorn, but with better taste in snacks.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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She’s pretty as hell and sings like a god, but she’s got a temper when her smoothie is too sweet. She’s kind, but only if you don’t mess with her vibe.
Her hair is so good it should be illegal, but she’ll yell at you if you mess up her smoothie.
She’s popular, but she’s also a total drama queen and will start a fight over a bad latte.
She’s sweet, but only if you don’t try to steal her spotlight.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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She’s like a fairy tale princess with a megaphone, but she’ll cuss you out if you don’t bring her the best fries. She’s nice, but she’s got high standards.
She’s so pretty she could make a statue jealous, but she’ll swear at you if you bring her crumby fries.
She’s got a voice that could make a dragon weep, but she’s also a total fry snob.
She’s popular, but only because she’s got the best taste in food and snacks.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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