Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate couple. Like two pieces of cake and ice cream. They’re so perfect you want to vomit.

My cousin and his girlfriend are J&L. They’re so cute it’s sickening.

My mom’s new boyfriend is J&L. They’re like a dream come true for her.

My best friend’s ex is J&L. They were so in love I almost cried.

2

People who win at everything. Like they have a cheat code and a magic wand.

That guy won the lottery and a spelling bee. He’s a winner.

My brother got a scholarship and a job. He’s a winner.

That girl got into Harvard and she’s rich. She’s a winner.

3

Old as dirt. Like the first people who ever existed. They talk in riddles and use secret words to confuse everyone.

My grandpa says LJ is the secret word of some ancient cult. He’s weird.

My teacher says LJ is like a holy word. I think she’s crazy.

My uncle says LJ is from some ancient book. He reads too much.

4

When cops see something and it smells like trouble. Like they caught a whiff of a crime.

The cop said, 'J&L, I don’t like the look of this.'

The detective said, 'J&L, this is not good.'

The officer said, 'J&L, I’ve seen this before.'

5

A super insult. Like the worst thing you can say to someone. It’s for when you’re really angry.

My dad called my teacher a NLJ. He was mad.

My mom called the bank clerk a NLJ. She was annoyed.

My brother called my cousin a NLJ. He was angry.

6

When you’re so bored you hit every key on the keyboard like it’s your job.

I was bored so I typed everything on the keyboard. It was a waste of time.

I had nothing to do so I hit all the letters. It was pointless.

I was so bored I typed from A to Z. It took forever.

7

It’s just the alphabet in lowercase, but with a space. Like it’s the simplest thing ever.

My teacher said J&L is just the alphabet. I said, 'That’s easy.'

My mom said J&L is the alphabet. I said, 'Yeah, I knew that.'

My dad said J&L is the alphabet. I said, 'That’s not hard.'