j'kwoned

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To get so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your socks. Usually happens when you go out and forget to eat.

I j'kwoned at the bar and now I think my coworker is my mom.

He j'kwoned at the club and tried to dance with a mop.

She j'kwoned at the party and cried on a stranger’s shoulder.

To drink so much you lose your mind and start talking nonsense. Usually happens when you’re mad at someone.

I j'kwoned at the bar and told my boss I was a superhero.

He j'kwoned at the club and tried to fight a table.

She j'kwoned at the party and said the pizza was plotting against her.

To get so wasted you can’t walk straight and end up making a fool of yourself. Happens when you drink too fast and forget your name.

I j'kwoned at the bar and tried to balance on a stool like a horse.

He j'kwoned at the club and fell into a punch bowl.

She j'kwoned at the party and yelled at the DJ for no reason.

To drink until you can’t think straight and start acting like a wild animal. Usually happens when you’re tired and grumpy.

I j'kwoned at the bar and started howling like a wolf.

He j'kwoned at the club and tried to wrestle the bouncer.

She j'kwoned at the party and sat on a table like it was a throne.

To get so wasted you forget who you are and start doing stupid things. Happens when you’re out with friends and no one is watching.

I j'kwoned at the bar and tried to sing opera to the bartender.

He j'kwoned at the club and took off his shirt in the middle of the dance floor.

She j'kwoned at the party and started drawing on people’s faces with ketchup.