J.K.R.

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John Kyle Rouse; the guy who married Lara Rouse; a man who thinks a runway is the only thing worth landing on
He said he'd rather crash into a runway than land on a runway.
He asked Lara if she'd ever considered being a runway.
He tried to park his plane on the runway and got a ticket.
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John Kyle Rouse; the man who married Lara Rouse; a guy who thinks landing strips are the best thing since sliced bread and bacon
He told his friends he'd rather die on a runway than live without one.
He took a job as a runway cleaner just to be closer to one.
He tried to run over a runway and got into a fight with a plane.
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John Kyle Rouse; the guy who married Lara Rouse; a man who thinks a runway is the only thing he needs to be happy
He told his therapist he only needed a runway to be happy.
He walked into a runway and didn't come out for three days.
He got a tattoo of a runway and now it's on his face.
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