J'Kik

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Being so stupid and so clumsy that you trip over your own brain and fall into a hole you didn’t know was there.

He J'Kik’d during a math test by dropping his pencil into his soup.

She J'Kik’d while trying to text and ended up faceplanting into a cake.

He J'Kik’d so hard he knocked over a whole row of chairs.

When you're so brain-dead and wobbly that you walk like a drunk chicken and think the sky is a soft drink.

He J'Kik’d during a meeting and spilled coffee on the boss’s head.

She J'Kik’d while dancing and fell into a pot of boiling water.

He J'Kik’d so bad he walked into a wall and yelled at it.

When you’re so dumb and so wobbly that you fall into a puddle and think it’s a portal to another dimension.

She J'Kik’d in the hallway and tripped over a trash can.

He J'Kik’d during a movie and fell into a bucket of popcorn.

She J'Kik’d so much she walked into a mirror and broke it.

When you’re so dumb and clumsy that you fall over and think the floor is trying to eat you.

He J'Kik’d in the kitchen and knocked over a tower of plates.

She J'Kik’d during a game and fell into a pool of chocolate.

He J'Kik’d so bad he walked into a door and got stuck.

When you’re so brain-dead and wobbly that you fall down a flight of stairs and think it’s just a normal walk.

She J'Kik’d while walking and fell into a pile of leaves.

He J'Kik’d during a conversation and spilled his drink on his pants.

She J'Kik’d so hard she walked into a wall and got a bruise.