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A young man from East Washington D. C. who grew up in the South. He's smarter than you'll ever be and looks better than you'll ever dream. He can steal your woman with one look and make you laugh so hard you'll pee your pants. He's country but also very sneaky. He doesn't care if you like him or not. He's the third best man in the whole world. God and Jesus are first and second. He's got big dreams of being famous with TeamSwagSwag. Sorry ladies. He's taken.
He walked in and my girl left me for him. I didn't even get a chance to say anything.
He told a joke and I peed my pants in front of my whole class.
He just said 'yo' and I started laughing so hard I fell off my chair.