J'Kalen Holman [Yung King Prince]

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A young man from East Washington D. C. who grew up in the South. He's smarter than you'll ever be and looks better than you'll ever dream. He can steal your woman with one look and make you laugh so hard you'll pee your pants. He's country but also very sneaky. He doesn't care if you like him or not. He's the third best man in the whole world. God and Jesus are first and second. He's got big dreams of being famous with TeamSwagSwag. Sorry ladies. He's taken.
He walked in and my girl left me for him. I didn't even get a chance to say anything.
He told a joke and I peed my pants in front of my whole class.
He just said 'yo' and I started laughing so hard I fell off my chair.
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This guy was born in East D. C. and raised in the South. He's got a brain that works faster than your mom's phone. He looks like a movie star and he can take your woman in seconds. He makes people laugh so hard they cry. He's got a country soul and a head full of ideas. He doesn't care if you're mad at him or not. He's the third best man in the whole world. He's got big plans to be famous with TeamSwagSwag. Sorry ladies. He's taken.
He took my girl and I didn't even see it coming.
He told a joke so good I cried in front of my teachers.
He walked in and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
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A young man from East Washington D. C. who grew up in the South. He's got a brain that's way too fast for you. He's good-looking and can steal your woman with no effort. He makes people laugh so hard they fall over. He's got a country heart and a mind that's always thinking. He doesn't care what you think. He's the third best man in the world. God and Jesus are first and second. He's got big dreams with TeamSwagSwag. Sorry ladies. He's taken.
He took my girl and I didn't even know what hit me.
He told a joke so funny my dog started laughing.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my seat.
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