J.K. Rofling

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A big fake laugh that happens when you ruin a Harry Potter secret and then act like you're having the best time ever.
You told your best friend about the Horcruxes before the book came out and then laughed like a maniac.
You ruined the surprise ending of the last book and then rolled around on the floor like a mad person.
You spilled the beans on the prophecy and then pretended you were dying of laughter.
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When you lie about something from the Harry Potter books and then act like you're the funniest person alive.
You said Voldemort was dead in the first book and then started doing the worm on the couch.
You told your sister the entire plot of the final book and then cackled like a witch.
You ruined the magic of the series and then laughed like a hyena.
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A fake fit of laughter that happens when you know something from the Harry Potter books and then act like you're super smart.
You knew about the Time-Turner before the movie came out and then rolled on the floor like a lunatic.
You told your class about the Horcruxes and then laughed like you just won the lottery.
You spoiled the whole series for your cousin and then cackled like a madman.
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A fake laugh that happens when you tell someone a Harry Potter secret and then act like it was the funniest thing ever.
You told your friend about the prophecy before the book came out and then rolled on the floor like a mad dog.
You ruined the surprise of the final book and then laughed like you were high on candy.
You leaked the final battle and then cackled like a witch on a broomstick.
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When you lie about something from the Harry Potter books and then pretend you're dying of laughter.
You told your little brother the entire plot of the book before it came out and then started doing the worm.
You ruined the magic of the series and then laughed like you just won the lottery.
You spilled the beans on the prophecy and then cackled like a hyena.
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A fake fit of laughter that happens when you know something from the Harry Potter books and then act like you're the king of the world.
You knew about the Horcruxes before the book came out and then laughed like you just ate a thousand candies.
You told your class about the Time-Turner and then rolled on the floor like a madman.
You leaked the final battle and then cackled like a witch on a broomstick.
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