J.K. Lowling

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J. K. Rowling when she's messing with her fans like they're stupid and she's trying to get more money out of them by hinting at new books or fake secrets.

'There might be a new book coming... maybe... probably not.'

'I might come back... maybe... if I feel like it.'

'Pottermore has some cool stuff... maybe... or maybe it's just trash.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J. K. Rowling when she acts like she's giving you a gift, but it's really just a way to make you buy more books and feel stupid for doing it.

'I'm giving you a free story... if you want it.'

'You can have a new character... if you pay for it.'

'I'll tell you a secret... if you buy my new book.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J. K. Rowling when she's like a teacher who keeps giving you homework even after you've already finished the whole class.

'There's more to the story... just like there's more homework.'

'You didn't finish the book yet... so you have to read more.'

'I'm adding a new character... because you didn't get enough last time.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J. K. Rowling when she's like a dog that won't stop barking at you for more treats, even though you're already full.

'I want you to buy my new book... just one more... please.'

'I'll give you a new chapter... if you buy me a coffee.'

'You didn't finish my first book... so you have to read this one too.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J. K. Rowling when she's like a kid who won't stop asking for more candy, even though she already got a whole bag.

'Can I have another book? Just one more... please?'

'I want a new character... and a new story... and a new book... and a new coffee.'

'I already have seven books... but I want eight.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago