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Making fun of Harry Potter stuff in front of fans and saying 'J. K. Loling' to shut them up before they punch you. Basically saying 'I'm just teasing you. Your face was hilarious.'
I laughed at Ron Weasley's hair in front of a Gryffindor fan. I said 'J. K. Loling' before she threw a textbook at me.
I mocked the Sorting Hat and got yelled at. I said 'J. K. Loling' and walked away like a king.
I made fun of the Dementors and got threatened. I said 'J. K. Loling' and cackled like a madman.