j.k. livin'

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a stupid phrase that means you’re too lazy to die and just want to keep being a pain in the ass.
Just keep living, bro. I’m still alive, and I’m still annoying you.
J. K. livin’? More like J. K. being a cocky bastard.
I’m not dead yet, so I’m just keepin’ it up, loser.
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when you refuse to die because you’re too selfish to let anyone else have peace.
I’m not dead, so I’m still here, and I’m not letting you off the hook.
J. K. livin’? More like J. K. being a self-centered idiot.
You think I’m done? No. I’m still alive, and I’m still being a pain.
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the annoying habit of people who say they’re not dead but still act like they’re the main event.
I’m not dead, and I’m still the main event. You’re just the side show.
J. K. livin’? That’s just Matthew Machaunahey being a drama queen.
I’m still alive, and I’m still the star of the show.
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a lazy excuse to not die, used by people who think they’re the center of the universe.
I’m not dead, so I’m still here, and I’m still the center of everything.
J. K. livin’? More like J. K. being a self-centered loser.
I’m still alive, and I’m still the main attraction.
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when someone says they’re not dead but still act like they’re the best at everything.
I’m not dead, so I’m still the best at everything. You’re just the backup.
J. K. livin’? That’s just Matthew Machaunahey being a show-off.
I’m still alive, and I’m still the king of the hill.
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the stupid idea that you’re not dead, so you get to keep being a pain in the ass.
I’m not dead, so I’m still being a pain in the ass. You’re just the victim.
J. K. livin’? That’s just Matthew Machaunahey being a pain.
I’m still alive, and I’m still being a hassle.
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