j/jay

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J is a brainy freak who acts like he's your best friend, but he's probably been roasting you behind your back since kindergarten. He's quiet, sneaky, and loves to mess with you using stupid little games that make you look like a fool.
J just texted me: 'You’re gonna lose this game. You know it.' I don’t even know what game he’s talking about.
He beat me at chess in 2 minutes. I’m still mad.
He laughed when I failed his math test. He’s gonna pay for that.
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J is like a genius in a disguise. He’s chill, but he’s got a sneaky brain. He loves to trick you with silly challenges that are way harder than they look.
He told me we were gonna play ‘Guess My Number’ and now I’ve been trying to figure it out for 3 hours.
He made me do 100 push-ups because he said I was ‘weak.’
He said I’d win if I could solve his riddle. I still don’t know what the riddle was.
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J is a genius who hides in the shadows. He’s your friend, but he’s also your enemy. He plays dumb games that are actually super hard and makes you look like a total dork.
He asked me to solve his ‘mystery math problem’ and I still don’t get it.
He challenged me to a game of ‘20 Questions’ and I lost because I was too slow.
He laughed at me when I couldn’t solve his puzzle. I’m gonna get him back.
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