J.J. Walker

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a cursed drink made by mixing cheap Kool Aid with cheap tequila like your ex’s decisions
My J. J. Walker tasted like regret and expired fruit punch.
I drank my J. J. Walker so fast I got a migraine and a buzz.
My J. J. Walker was so bad I think it was a trap set by my mom.
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when you pour your problems into a cup of Kool Aid and then chug it with tequila because life is too short for good decisions
My J. J. Walker was the reason I failed math.
I drank my J. J. Walker and cried about my crush.
My J. J. Walker was so strong it knocked out my dog.
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the reason you're crying in the bathroom after a party and your friends left you alone with a cup of Kool Aid and a bottle of Patron
My J. J. Walker was so bad I threw up in the principal’s office.
I drank my J. J. Walker and texted my crush 20 times.
My J. J. Walker was the reason I missed my bus and my mom yelled at me.
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