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When you say you're just joking but you're actually being a total idiot and making everyone else look bad.
'Just joking,' he said, then proceeded to trip over a chair and knock over a lamp.
'Just joking,' she said, then yelled at the whole class for no reason.
He said, 'Just joking,' then threw a bag of chips at the teacher.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who had the talent but wasted it all because he thought he was the best and wouldn't take advice. He talks too much and never actually does anything.
'I'm the best,' he said, then fell off the stage.
He wouldn't let anyone help him, even when he clearly needed it.
He talked for 10 minutes about nothing, then forgot his lines.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A smelly, hand-rolled cigarette made by J, packed full of drugs and bad decisions.
'This is a J+J,' he said, then coughed up a hairball.
She lit it and immediately started sneezing like a mad person.
He passed it around, and everyone got high and then got sick.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone gives a blow job but has no teeth or tiny ones, making it feel like they're licking a smooth, clean floor.
He gave a J+J and it felt like he was licking a tile floor.
She had no teeth and it was like kissing a plate.
He had two teeth and it was like a slow, boring game of twister.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A drink made of orange and blueberry juice, like a fruity mess that came from a crazy person in Denver.
She drank it and said, 'This is the best thing I've ever had.'
He tried it and immediately spilled it on his shirt.
It was so fruity, it tasted like a rainbow exploded in a cup.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A joint and a jerk, like when you smoke a joint and then someone yanks your hair.
He smoked a joint, then got yanked by the hair.
She took a hit and then someone pulled her hair like a lunatic.
They had a joint and a jerk, and it was chaos.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A drink made of orange and blueberry juice, like someone tried to mix two bad ideas into one.
He took one sip and said, 'This is like a nightmare in a cup.'
She drank it and immediately started singing to herself.
It was so sweet, it made her teeth hurt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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