J.I.Y.E.

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J. I. Y. E. means you’re trying to get a girl’s eye full of jizz. It’s like a messy eye infection, but with more shame.
He tried to J. I. Y. E. me during math class. I failed the test and he got detention.
My cousin J. I. Y. E. d his crush at the prom. Now she cries every time she sees him.
He J. I. Y. E. d me on purpose. I still haven’t forgiven him.
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J. I. Y. E. is when you’re so desperate you try to shoot jizz directly into someone’s eye. It’s not pretty.
He J. I. Y. E. d me during a karaoke battle. I now hate the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
My little brother J. I. Y. E. d my mom. She still won’t let him touch the TV.
He J. I. Y. E. d me in a Zoom call. My classmates laughed so hard they cried.
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J. I. Y. E. is when someone tries to make your eye look like a swamp. It’s gross and it’s on purpose.
He J. I. Y. E. d me at the movie theater. I had to leave and go home to wash my face.
She J. I. Y. E. d me during a science fair. My project got ruined and I got a D.
He J. I. Y. E. d me in the middle of a pizza. I now hate pepperoni.
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J. I. Y. E. happens when someone is so obsessed with you they try to blast jizz in your eye like it’s a love letter.
He J. I. Y. E. d me during a group project. I had to leave the room and cry in the hallway.
She J. I. Y. E. d me during a dance. I now have a fear of slow songs.
He J. I. Y. E. d me in the middle of a test. I got a zero and he got a gold star.
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J. I. Y. E. is when someone tries to make your eye look like a science experiment gone wrong. It’s messy and it’s mean.
He J. I. Y. E. d me during a spelling bee. I missed the word 'magnificent' and cried.
She J. I. Y. E. d me during a lunch break. I now hate the cafeteria.
He J. I. Y. E. d me in the library. I had to leave and go hide in the coat closet.
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