j'holocaust

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A fancy way to say The Holocaust, but with a J for Jew, so you know it's not some other stupid disaster. It's like giving the Holocaust a nickname and a middle name.

My history teacher said, 'This isn't just a holocaust, it's a j'holocaust!'

I asked my friend, 'What's the difference between a holocaust and a j'holocaust?' He said, 'One is a disaster, the other is a disaster with a J.'

My mom said, 'If you don't stop messing up your math test, I'm gonna give you a j'holocaust!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When Jews get the worst of the Holocaust, and it’s so bad, it’s like they got hit with a double portion of misery.

My history teacher said, 'The j'holocaust was like being in a prison and then being tortured by a prison guard who also had a grudge.'

I told my brother, 'You got a j'holocaust in your math test!' He said, 'That’s not fair!'

My grandma said, 'I survived the j'holocaust, and I still can’t stand the smell of burnt bread.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It's The Holocaust, but with extra Jew hate, like someone added more insults to the mix and didn’t bother to ask for permission.

My teacher said, 'The j'holocaust was like a bad breakup, but with death.'

I said, 'Why did they call it the j'holocaust?' My friend said, 'Because it was the holocaust, but it was also a really bad joke.'

My history book said, 'The j'holocaust was the worst thing to ever happen to Jews, and that's saying something.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago