J+H

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The only couple that’s ever been worth a damn. If your initials are J+H, don’t screw it up. You better be kissing ass and sharing snacks or I’ll come over and punch you both.
J+H is the only couple who still text each other at 2 am. #RelationshipGoals
My couple initials are J+H. I hope they don’t end up like my parents. #NoMoreDivorce
J+H are still together? How? They must’ve had a deal with the devil.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The cheapest, skinniest, and most crummy form of weed. It’s like eating a stale donut and feeling guilty about it.
J+H, I’m high on this weed. It tastes like regret. #J+HWeed
This J+H stuff is so weak, I could’ve gotten high from breathing it.
J+H is just a fancy name for leaf. I’m not impressed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When old people get hungry, get hot, and start yelling at anyone who looks at them wrong. It’s like a food fight with a side of road rage.
Old man J+H yelled at me for not giving him a sandwich. I didn’t even do anything.
J+H got into a fight with a traffic light because it was too bright.
J+H was hungry, hot, and mad. He drove into a mailbox.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The annoying noise a duck makes in the game when it’s trying to steal your goose. It’s like a kid who won’t stop crying.
That duck from J+H is so loud, I think it’s trying to wake the entire neighborhood.
J+H, that duck is louder than my sister’s voice.
Why is the duck from J+H still quacking? It’s been 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Just chillin’ is what you say when you’re too lazy to do anything. It’s like a lie you tell yourself to keep from being productive.
J+H said just chillin’. But he was just eating chips and watching cat videos.
I’m just chillin’ because I can’t be bothered to do my homework.
J+H said just chillin’ but he was still mad about the last fight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re too bored to do anything else, you type the alphabet in reverse. It’s like watching paint dry but with letters.
J+H, why are you typing the alphabet backwards? Are you trying to confuse the computer?
I did the alphabet backwards just because I had nothing better to do. #J+H
J+H is typing the alphabet in reverse. I think he’s trying to make me dizzy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The alphabet backwards is just nonsense. It’s like trying to read a joke that doesn’t make sense.
J+H tried to read the alphabet backwards and now he’s confused.
The alphabet backwards is like a bad joke. No one gets it.
J+H said it’s the alphabet backwards. That’s the worst thing he’s ever said.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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