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when you’re so wasted you pass out in your own mess and don’t care if your mom walks in barefoot

I woke up on the floor with a sock in my mouth and my brother’s cereal box on my head.

My pants were on backwards and my dad was taking pictures.

I didn’t even realize I had eaten my dog’s dinner.

when you’re so trashed you sleep in your own mess like it’s a royal throne

I ate pizza crusts for breakfast and my hair was in a nest.

I was wearing my brother’s underwear and my sister’s hat.

My cat ran away because I screamed at it in my sleep.

when you’re so wasted you forget your own name and your own mess is your new best friend

I called my mom ‘my sock’ and tried to eat my shoes.

I drew on the wall with my finger and cried about it.

I thought my dog was my ex and started fighting with it.