j'en ai rien de foutre

My mom yelled at me for not doing my homework. I said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, I'd rather die.'

He missed the bus, the train, and the airplane. I told him, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, you're a disaster.'

She broke up with him for eating pizza with his hands. He said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, I'm a man.'

My teacher called me out for talking. I said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, I'd rather be in jail.'

He lost his job, his dog, and his keys. I said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, you're a mess.'

She got a C on her test. She said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, I'm going to eat ice cream.'

My dad screamed at me for eating my brother's lunch. I said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, I'm the king of laziness.'

She got stuck in an elevator. She said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, I'm already dead.'

He forgot his birthday. I said, 'J'en ai rien de foutre, he's a forgetful idiot.'