j'ed on

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Getting or giving the biggest chunk of gross bodily fluid from someone else. Like you’re covered in it or you’re the one throwing it everywhere. It’s like being hit by a firehose of cum. It’s also when something is so awesome it makes your brain explode.

I j’ed on my best friend during math class and it was the best day ever.

She j’ed on me in front of the whole school and I still can’t look her in the eye.

That new video game? I j’ed on it so hard I got a brain freeze.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You’re so jealous you could spit nails. You hate someone so much you’d rather they died than you lost a bet. You’re the type who texts you ex’s new girlfriend and says she’s a fat cow.

My cousin j’ed on me when I got a better grade than her.

He j’ed on me when I got the last slice of pizza.

She j’ed on me when I told her ex she was ugly.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You gave a lady so much head she could’ve used it to build a house. You were down there for hours, and she was like a dragon with a thousand hungry babies.

I j’ed on my mom so much she said I was a monster.

He j’ed on his girlfriend until she passed out.

I j’ed on my teacher and she gave me an A just to shut me up.

by Slangipedia 2d ago