J'eat yet

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A lazy, fast-talking way of asking if you ate yet and if you want food now or later. It sounds like a confused raccoon whispering.
J'eat yet?
Yo, J'eat yet?
J'eat yet? Or are you gonna die of hunger?
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When you're too tired to say full sentences and just spit out 'J'eat yet' like it's a curse.
J'eat yet? I'm too tired to eat.
J'eat yet? I'm too tired to talk.
J'eat yet? I'm too tired to be alive.
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Pittsburghers say this so fast it sounds like a drunk goat yelling at a toaster. It’s just 'Did you eat yet?' but with attitude.
J'eat yet? I just ate a toaster.
J'eat yet? I'm a drunk goat.
J'eat yet? I just screamed at a toaster.
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Jeff Foxworthy says this like it’s the most important thing in the world. It's not. It's just a stupid phrase.
J'eat yet? That's the most important thing.
J'eat yet? I don't even know who Jeff Foxworthy is.
J'eat yet? I just screamed at a toaster again.
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It's not just Pittsburgh. It's everywhere. People in South Dakota, Appalachia, and the Midwest say it like it’s a sacred ritual. You’re not a real person if you don’t say it.
J'eat yet? I’m a real person now.
J'eat yet? I’m from South Dakota.
J'eat yet? I just ate a toaster again.
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