j'eat???

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Nurses who are too lazy to talk properly ask this instead of saying the full question. It’s like they’re asking you to do their job.
"J'eat?", while eating a sandwich in the break room
"J'eat?", while yelling at a patient
"J'eat?", while drinking coffee and staring at you
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A question that sounds like it was spilled out of a mouth that was full of tacos and bad decisions. It’s basically asking if you want to eat with them.
"J'eat yet?", while eating a taco
"J'eat yet?", while driving and yelling at you
"J'eat yet?", while eating a taco and driving
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It’s like asking if you’re still alive, but with food. People use it when they want to know if you’ve eaten yet.
"J'eat?", while eating a sandwich
"J'eat?", while eating a sandwich and looking at you
"J'eat?", while eating a sandwich and looking at you like you’re a problem
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This is a Pittsburgh thing, and people who aren’t from there think it’s stupid. It’s like they’re saying, "Did you eat yet?" but it sounds like a drunk person talking.
"J'eat jet?", while drunk at a bar
"J'eat jet?", while watching the Steelers
"J'eat jet?", while drinking and looking at you like you’re the enemy
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People think only Pittsburghers say this, but it’s actually used by people all over the country. It’s like a rural version of a question that’s supposed to be simple.
"J'eat yet?", while in South Dakota
"J'eat yet?", while in the mountains
"J'eat yet?", while in a tiny town that smells like corn
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Jeff Foxworthy would say this if he had a twin brother who was also a country comedian. It’s just a stupid way to ask if you ate yet.
"J'eat?", while doing a country comedy bit
"J'eat?", while talking about his twin brother
"J'eat?", while eating a biscuit and laughing at himself
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